6.22.2006

The Truth Is


The truth is…

I wouldn’t mind marrying a British guy, especially if he resembled Mr. Darcy. In any case, I’d be completely fond, doting, and devoted.

I wouldn’t mind marrying any man that really loved me. (Given my yielding affections, obviously.)

The truth is…

I am indisputably selective. Persnickety, if you will. My expectations may be too high, and likely, I am going to end an old spinster. A cat woman. Only without cats.

3 comments:

El Chambon said...

Two things, first, of course all women love British guys, especially ones named Mr. Darcy. See for years women in Britain dated British guys only because they had to, but as they began to travel to other countries they realized that didn't have to put up with bad food and bad teeth. So Jane Austin was hired to write a propaganda piece about love in Britain and get things back on track, which it did. However, years later things began to stray again and the BBC was called in to help. They hired their best, Colin Firth, to play the role of Mr. Darcy. However, truth be told, he is actually Swedish, bald, toothless, and likes to collect 18th century matchbooks.

It's ok to be a cat lady, it's the new single. What, am I blabbering again?

Mckenzie said...

I would believe you, Viddy, if all my super internal senses didn't tell me that Colin Firth is, indeed, very nice looking-- and I saw him on Jay Leno. :: wink::

El Chambon said...

I saw Britney on Leno once, what does that mean?