Office Talk

What goes on in the office, stays in the office.

"I stapled my finger!"
"Oh my gosh! Can you get it out?"
"No. I stapled my finger!!!"

"Do you have a bandaid?"
"They're in the kitchen. Why?"
"M stapled her finger."
"...."

"You're free to give us a call."
"...Because we're in America."

"I can't talk to this man."
"Why?"
"Because I'm twitterpated."

"...well, a domain name is basically the address to your site. For example, if you go to www.google.com that is a domain name. Does that make sense?"
"Well, yes. But I'm still wonderng what the h&%$ a google is."