A Little Off

"So I'm a little left of center; I'm a little out of tune. Some say I'm paranormal, I just bend their spoon." Michelle Branch


I'm weird about things.

For instance: I won't touch a magazine or book in a waiting room in fear of catching some incurable disease. I compuslively check the curling iron before leaving (four to five times, mind you) just to make sure it's really off and the house won't set on fire. I only own red and pink nail polish. I Lysol my office desk every two days. I am an organized, prompt employee, but outside of work I am shamelessly disorganized. It's impossible for me to sleep with socks on, and no matter how hot it is I sleep with a blanket. I let the milk drip from my spoon before eating my cereal because I only drink milk with cookies. I think better when my pen has blue ink, not black, and I only write on college spaced paper.

I could go on...

But I'm suddenly realizing exactly why I'm single.